ALBOTAS - A Little Bit On The Awesome Side

Hey there, Internets. I’m back after a full day of not posting. Miss me? Did you even notice that I was gone? I’d totally ASCII a middle finger right now, but I’m too tired. On with the post.

I’m the sort of dude who tends to like things. I like shoes. I also like Halo. I guess I should be ecstatic over the fact that Adidas and Halo have had sex to produce the Adidas Gil II Zero Halo Sneaker, but guess what: this shit is fugly and I ain’t buyin’ into it. I can understand milking a franchise - Nintendo has been doing this with Mario since the dawn of video games, but, Jeezusss, at least they have some freaking taste! Have you even seen the New Era X Mario shoes!? The words that people might use to describe them are probably not the same words they’d use to describe the Halo shoes.

The Halo sneaks are limited to only 100 ever made. Oooohhh….. Adidas and Bungie/Microsoft capitalizing on the super-elite sneaker heads that won’t be giving a shit about these pieces of overpriced garbage. $110 here. Maybe if they didn’t have the gross Velcro jawnz and wannabe Chuck Taylor shell toes they’d be aight… but then again, maybe I’m just cranky because I HATE blue. Not just any blue, plain blue. Something about it just gets to me. [Via Complex Blog]

Wow…. first post in 24 hours and I went on a fucking tirade! Good to be back, Internets.