Lose Weight by Wearing Sunglasses
Using the power of babelfish I was able to understand what these shades do. The blue shade makes food look dull and boring so you loose your appetite. It’s from Japan so it must work!
It stimulates the physiological circulation of the human that it is appetite the effect of red approaches the brain among non consciousness, would like to eat generally, that it increases. It is said that the appetite it calms the excitation of the brain above that would like to eat blue color conversely, is held down. Those where the color physiology is applied are these sunglasses. “You drink continuously” if and so on poor even with the person where “it moves”, this because just you apply with easily is, it is easy to continue without being chased in stress, probably will be.
[Whatever that means. It's also worth noting that these miracle shades are only 1,890 Yen which is about $20. -brownkidd]
For some reason when I was reading the actual page, I expected the words “Mozilla Firefox” to say “Mosirra Firefox” and I really, truly thought something was wrong. Then I realized I’m a racist bastard.
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Of course another option is to wear a pair of glasses that have a prescription that’s way too strong for you. The nausea will keep you from being hungry, and the headache and blindness will distract you from food. Translated from the original japanese in which I wrote about this idea:
It could be foretold focal point of the feature to have you intense feeling of sickness from which the same vertigo to cause act of hunger ceased, thereby forever lessened. By distract for make strong otherwise, decrease interest that seem calories intake fourfold.
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Maybe they work, but I would never be able to use them as I *HAVE* to be able to see what I’m eating to make sure there isn’t anything in my food that isn’t supposed to be there. LOL! Maybe if I inspected the food first, and then put the glasses on.
Mike Smith
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