10 Awesome Things With Mustaches
Mustaches (or moustaches, if you wish) are all the rage these days, but only in an ironic way. I refuse to believe that hot chicks dig guys with staches unless they’ve had sex with their fathers and liked it. Now, ugly chicks I could totally understand, but no way in hell you’ll ever hear a hottie saying she wants to jump a dudes bones because of his facial hair.
That being said, mustaches are so freaking badass and I totally wish I could grow one without looking like a complete dick. Since I’m apparently facially follicly challenged, I spend an unhealthy amount of time admiring the inanimate objects that have sweeter mustaches than I could ever hope for. Hit the jump for a look at 10 of the coolest things with mustaches ever.
Since I can’t grow a proper mustache of my own, I can imagine how suave I could look with this amazing mirror that has a built-in mustache. Get one at designpublic.com for only $35.
The W Store is selling this awesome vase inspired by the legendary stache of Salvidor Dali. Science just needs to figure out a way to breed mustachioed flowers and you’ve got yourself the freshest centerpiece ever.
A clever Etsy craftster is selling these nifty mustache handkerchiefs. Each one has a different flavor of mustache in each corner. Whether you’re going for that bank-robbing cowboy look or if you’d rather look like a suave debonair, you’ve got the perfect stache to fit any mood.
Anyone else ever think yellow No. 2 pencils are just way overrated? Fill that pencil box with a set of these classy mustache pencils featuring some of the most famous mustaches ever like Salvador Dali, Burt Reynolds, Clark Gable, and Jean “Django” Reinhardt.
Now you can always have a mustache handy (just in case!) with this mustache necklace from Tatty Devine. Wear it around your neck and wear it on your face when you’re feelin’ frisky.
Vlieger & Vandam has this awesome toiletry bag with a mustache on it. It’s a toiletry bag. With a mustache on it. But since it’s $82 it’s a classy toiletry bag with a mustache on it.
Under normal circumstances, if you’re out drinking and spot a chick with a mustache it’s an instant turn-off (unless you’re some kinda’ weirdo), but if I ever saw a chick with a mustache pint glass, well, I’d just ask her where she got the awesome cup (Psst! She probably got it here!). If the conversation went any further, my girlfriend wouldn’t be too happy.
If you thought that last mustachioed glass was badass, check this out. Plan B Bar + Kitchen in Chicago makes what I can only imagine is the most ridiculously tough-looking drink on the planet. It’s called the Tom Selleck and, yes, it totally comes with a mustache. Light rum, Coke, and a bit of Rose’s lime for an added dash of Selleckness.
As if Tom Selleck wasn’t awesome enough with a mustache of his own, could you imagine how effing berserk he’d be he brandished ’stached weaponry? I’m almost positive that the universe would implode upon itself due to the sheer cosmic awesomeness. Pick up a plush mustache revolver, brass knuckles, or a stached gun belt buckle designed by Amanda Vissel over at Switcheroo.
If the thought of Tom Selleck using a gun with a mustache to shoot guys wasn’t enough to blow your mind, how about -get this- a mustache WITH a mustache! Crazy, right? Get a plush mustache with or without a mustache from Shawnimals.
