Homemade Fairy in a Bottle

You’ve got no idea how many times I’ve dropped dead after getting kicked in the face by a bad guy and had to wait for the ambulance to shock me back to life. It’s a nuisance and the smell of your own electrocuted flesh lingers in your nostrils for days. Sometimes I really wish I could just imprison my own little life-restoring fairy in a small, uncomfortable bottle that I could wear around my neck.

Thankfully, Etsy craftster YellerCrakka is selling these awesome handmade bottled fairy necklaces that will be instantly recognizeable to anyone who’s played a Zelda game. The fairies are handmade, smaller than a pea, and come in Pink, Violet, Blue, Gold, Red, Green, Bright Pink, or Teal. If you happen to stop by YellerCrakka’s shop and they’re all so out, no biggie, just request one and it’ll be made just for you.

*Note: if you actually die while wearing one of these, a magical fairy won’t really save your life.