Nerdgasm: Olivia Munn is gonna’ be in Playboy!!!

The good news: Attack of the Show co-host Olivia Munn will be on the July/August 2009 cover of Playboy.

There’s a small handful of girls that my girlfriend will let me cheat on her with. The top three on the list would have to be Megan Fox, Scarlet Johanson, and Olivia Munn. Since chances are slim that I’ll ever meet any of those girls in real life and get them intoxicated enough to take advantage of me, the best I can hope for are red carpet nip slips,  sex tapes, and the slight possibility that they’ll appear nude in Playboy.

The bad news: Unfortunately, Olivia Munn WILL NOT be going nude.

This is actually kind of a big deal. There are only a handful of girls who have had the honor of being on the cover of Playboy without being naked inside. While this is all fine an dandy and must be an honor for Miss Munn,this doesn’t help out the droves of nerds such as myself who just wanna’ see a hot chick get naked.

Either way, good for you, Olivia! Even if you did ever decide to take your clothes off for money, I wouldn’t think any less of you. And if you ever do decide to go nude for a magazine in the future, at least be a champ about it by doing a Hustler or Penthouse spread. And I do mean spread.