Skinny Blonde Beer

Aside from having the most amazing name in the history of beer names, Skinny Blonde Beer is the first ever beer with an interactive label. Through the powers of science and perverted old Australian guys, the babe on the bottle loses her top as the beer warms up to 14° C. Too bad real girls don’t react the same way.

Even more awesome than the beer itself is the website. It lets you pick one of six skinny blondes, conveniently placed in a human-sized 6-pack box, and see what they look like with their tops off. It’s purely for scientific purposes to simulate what the actual label does… or something. Oh, and it probably goes without saying that it’s probably NSFW. Unless you have the sort of job where it’s cool to look at boobies on the internet, then in that case, are you hiring?

To top it off, the chicks on the site don’t even have names. They’re referred to as SB1 through SB6. Amazing.

Here’s a prolific quote from SB1:

“There are two main requirements in being a Skinny Blonde. You need to be skinny and you need to be blonde. My other strengths include taekwondo, roller disco and carpentry – I like using tools.”

Wow. Life suddenly has an entirely new meaning for me now. Thank you, Australia.

[Via NOTCOT]