
The talented, but primarily hentai artist Alphonse has created schematics for a masturbatory tool that he dubs the “LCD HIME MKII” which consists of a flat monitor and what looks like a Fleshlight. Not that I’m any sort of Fleshlight expert or something. I just saw one once on the internet, that’s all.
Anyway, this is just crazy and I don’t really know why I’m even posting it. Wait… yes I do — because it’s freaking hilarious!
Hit the VERY NSFW jump for the full schematics.

What. The. Fuck!?
Yup, that just happened.
[Via Sankaku Complex]





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