Resident Evil felt hand grenades – not as effective as the real thing (or a zombie outbreak simulator), but still pretty awesome.

The guy who made these says:

Original plan was to use metal keyrings for the pull rings, but I wanted something I could safely hurl at the TV when stupid things come on.

This leads me to believe that this dude’s a huge pussy. Everyone knows that real men throw actual grenades at their television sets whenever they disapprove of lame and non-manly programming.

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[Via Geek Crafts]