This is what a fart looks like through thermal imaging.

And now you know.

My only question is why did such an experiment take place? Could you imagine a group of scientists all staring at you with their clipboards, explaining that they want you to take off your pants and fart so they can see what it looks like under thermal imaging? Why the fuckballs am I not taking odd jobs like this in my spare time!?

[Via Geekologie]