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Adrianne Curry gets stoned & nekkid, plays WoW, then TwitPics it.

By brownkidd on December 8th, 2009 in LOL, Video Games

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I wasn’t gonna’ post this because every site in the galaxy is talking about it, but so many of you sent this in that I figured, “Why not?”

The story so far: Kind of attractive chick (at least when she has makeup on) wins America’s Next Top Model and marries Peter Brady from The Brady Bunch. Then she pretty much falls off the map. Until now.

Two days ago, Adrianne Curry tweeted this:

jumping into shower.going to spend my afternoon playing World Of Warcraft butt naked&stoned.Perfect Sunday!

And just in case no one believed that a once-semi-famous model would ever play video games naked, she tweeted the above pic with the following message:

me…naked…playing World Of Warcraft ; )

Notice the “winky face” which implies a tad of flirtation sprinkled with a dash of you-don’t-have-a-fucking-chance-in-Hades.

Oh, Adrianne Curry, your life would be so much better if you’d just shut up and put your vagina in my mouth.

Questions:

  • Do you think Adrianne Curry twitpic-ing semi-n00dz is a good influence to girl gamers?
  • Should more girls take n00dz while they game? (the answer is obviously YES)
  • What do you think the percentage is of hot chicks who game compared to gamer chicks who look like mooses, hill giants, and other beastly creatures?
  • How rad would it be if Adrianne Curry was all like, “hey, I read what you wrote about me on Albotas. Luv the site btw. We should meet up so I can throw my vagoo in your mouth”?
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  • Lol, that's my kind of chick right there. What guild is she in ;)?

    Let me guess, The Pink Bunnies?
  • Q: Do you think Adrianne Curry twitpic-ing semi-n00dz is a good influence to girl gamers?
    A: No better or worse than any pathetic realty-TV has-been

    Q: Should more girls take n00dz while they game?
    A: I think that depends on the answer to your third question.

    Alternative answer: No, but yes to streaming video striptease starting with purple gear and ending up n00dz. While dancing on a mailbox in Org.

    Q: What do you think the percentage is of hot chicks who game compared to gamer chicks who look like mooses, hill giants, and other beastly creatures?
    A: Probably about the same percentage of hot guys compared to the gamer boys who look like moose, bridge trolls and senmurvs.

    Of my female friends that play WoW, I'd say 50% of them are totally do-able. Hot, even. Another 25% are still pretty cute, and the last 25% are mealy-mouthed crotch-pheasants.

    That said, I'd guess that a good portion of gamer girls look more like Tim Curry than Adrianne Curry.

    Q: How rad would it be if Adrianne Curry was all like, “hey, I read what you wrote about me on Albotas. Luv the site btw. We should meet up so I can throw my vagoo in your mouth”?
    A: Pretty rad, but, as discussed, you-don’t-have-a-fucking-chance-in-Hades
  • Haha. I saw that like an hour ago and made a mental not to fix it, but forgot/got lazy. Thanks for the reminder.
  • Hehe - I hate it when that happens.. lol - glad to help. ;)
  • "you’re life would be so much better" should be "your life would be so much better", ya knob. Also, you-don’t-have-a-fucking-chance-in-hades.
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