Mega Man 10 Announced in January Issue of Nintendo Power

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Fuck and Yes.

The January 2010 issue of Nintendo Power goes on sale December, 22nd, but there’s a sneak peek on the magazine’s official site. The sexiest little tidbit of news is the announcement of Mega Man 10 for WiiWare. It was only back in 2008 that Capcom released Mega Man 9 (12 years after Mega Man 8!), so it’s kind of a shocker that yet another retro-ish Mega Man is on the way so soon.

Here’s some new stuff that Mega Man introduces to the series:

• You can choose between Mega Man and his brother Proto Man right from the get-go.
• There’s a 3rd playable character that Capcom is keeping secret for now. I’m hoping it’s Viewtiful Joe, but that’s highly doubtful.
• An all new storyline has Mega Man & Co. searching for pieces of a vaccine-making gizmo to cure a the robot-only disease Robotenza. Could be an STD from all the robot humping that goes on in the year 2XXX, but Capcom hasn’t made an official statement on the matter. Yet.

I’m wondering when this new Mega Man will be released. December 17th would make a good date since it’s Mega Man’s 22nd birthday, but WiiWare games only drop on Mondays. You’ll just have to check out the full article when the January 2010 article of Nintendo Power hits the newsstands on December, 22nd and hope for a definite answer.

Special thanks to 16timesaweek, who always uses protection when it comes to robot-humping, for the heads-up!