Why can’t you be more like Obama? Here, get these Pac-Man stickers.

Breaking news! President Obama has a Pac-Man sticker on his Apple Powerbook! A black Pac-Man!!! Would it be non-P.C. to call it Blac-Man? It’s like some sort of poignant social commentary or something! If you want to be as awesome as the president, you need this to live or else you will die!

These Pacman stickers in dark blue are now available for sale from Obama Pacman! Works on your Apple laptop, including MacBook, MacBook Pro, MacBook Air, your Apple desktop, including iMac, Mac Pro, and maybe even a Mac Mini. These high quality stickers will also work for PCs and almost anything else you can get your hands on.

Whew, I’ve been looking for what seems like eternity in hopes of finding a sticker that works on an Apple laptop or desktop. Technology these days is so vast and I can never tell which stickers are compatible with my machine.

When Blac-Man eats a power pellet, all the Klansmen in the vicinity turn blue, allowing Blac-Man to bite their heads off.

z0mg!!1! Look how freaking awesome you could be if you had one of these:

Look up at Obama. Now look at the blond chick. LOOK AT THEM!!! See how awesome they are? Now aren’t you jealous? Yes, of course you are. Make yourself feel better and spend money on Blac-Man here. It’s only $3 for a single sticker and $12 for five! It’s like some sort of deal or something!

Be like Obama, be a Blac-Man.