Donkey Kong Country Returns + Taio Cruz + Nerdy White People = THIS Atrocity.

I hate most mainstream Top 40 music just as much as I hate parody songs as forced internet memes. So why am I posting a combination of two things that I hate with a furious passion? Because this is an example of how to NOT be a rad human being and we at Albotas want you all to be fully aware of this. Consider it a public service.

They do, however, get bonus points from putting the girl with star nips in the vid knowing full damn well it’d suck a gajillion gallons more semen than it already does if it was just the dude by himself.

We totally apologize if this song gets stuck in your head for the rest of the day, but it’s tough love. The internet needs to learn how to NOT be like these people. If you or a loved one is thinking about making a parody music video in hopes of it going viral, please uppercut some common sense into them.

[Via Geeks Are Sexy]

About The Author


Robby "brownkidd" Weiss is a video marketing producer in real life who likes drawing and making stupid songs for his own pleasure in addition to indulging in the wide variety of interests featured on this very site. He has four cats (not by choice) and is an enormous fan of the female anatomy.