Retro Legend of Zelda Halloween Costume is BEYOND Hideous.

There’s too much disturbing-ness going on here for my brain-nugget to absorb. The mask is creepy enough, but the freaking shirt! Why would Link ever wear a shirt featuring himself fighting a lion/minotaur dude!? WHY!? IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!!

But then again, if I was as badass as Link, I’d probably rock shirts of myself fuckin’ monsters up like it was nobody’s business. Monster fuck-uppin’ business.

Check out the Ebay auction for this thing here:

[Via fuckyeanintendo]

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