Retro Legend of Zelda Halloween Costume is BEYOND Hideous.
There’s too much disturbing-ness going on here for my brain-nugget to absorb. The mask is creepy enough, but the freaking shirt! Why would Link ever wear a shirt featuring himself fighting a lion/minotaur dude!? WHY!? IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!!
But then again, if I was as badass as Link, I’d probably rock shirts of myself fuckin’ monsters up like it was nobody’s business. Monster fuck-uppin’ business.
Check out the Ebay auction for this thing here: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320586422153