Princess Bitch – a very NSFW 1:7 scale parody figure of Princess Peach available for pre-order HERE.

And now, an unusually absurd product description:

  • Sexy PVC statue with…a mushroom!
  • Well-endowed princess with high heels and a great personality!
  • Save the princess in your hands!
  • A coy look and a pose that defines subtlety!

This princess is from a totally different castle! This white-hot statue with blonde hair and a pink costume is not appropriate for children, but it might be just the thing for your home office! Perched atop an unusually-formed fungus, the oddly named “Princess Bitch” poses with pride. Princess tiara studded jewelry is true! This 1:7 scale figure measures over 5 1/2-inches tall, and is sure to be an amazing conversation piece no matter where you decide to display her!

This hilariously sexy/weird nonsense can be yours for $150 when it ships this November.

[Via That Girl’s Site]

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