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Gears of War 3 Opening Cinematic

In a future where dudes have more muscles in their necks than I do in my entire body, and every girl has a perfect ripe ass that you can bounce a quarter off of, people in full battle armor give each other tattoos while some apocalyptic war shit goes down.