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Gears of War 3 Opening Cinematic

In a future where dudes have more muscles in their necks than I do in my entire body, and every girl has a perfect ripe ass that you can bounce a quarter off of, people in full battle armor give each other tattoos while some apocalyptic war shit goes down.

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Robby "brownkidd" Weiss is a video marketing producer in real life who likes drawing and making stupid songs for his own pleasure in addition to indulging in the wide variety of interests featured on this very site. He has four cats (not by choice) and is an enormous fan of the female anatomy.