It’s about goddamn time! We’ve only been talking about this freaking game since way back when we were still self-hosting the site and using WordPress (we were on Tumblr when this was written. We’re on WordPress again!). And then my girlfriend (who is now my fiancee we broke up because life.) made & sold plushies of Gomez, the main character, and Phil Fish fom Polytron was all like “Tell her not to make a lot because we might make some one day. Also, can I have one?” And then she never made him one because she’s lazy.

Set aside 800 MS Points because that’s how much this’ll cost ya’.