Japanese AIDS Charity Lets Donators Feel A Porn Star’s Boobs

A Japanese TV production company recently held a weekend-long charity event where they let people fondle the jubblies of an porn actress if they donated 1,000 yen. That’s about the U.S. equivalent of thirteen bucks.

In just two days, 4,690 eager donators lined up to get their giggity-giggity on and the charity wound up raising well over 4 million yen, ($51,000).

Here’s some Japanese news coverage of the event.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55-oEmAi8LI]

What are we doing, America? Our charities obviously need to step up to the plate. Thirteen smackers to feel up on some Asian tittays? Come on! It’s like, buy a movie ticket or feel up the jugs of a cute stranger? Get some McD’s for two or grope this porn star real quick? Buy a used copy of Bayonetta, or give my hands the experience of a lifetime.

If all charities were run like this, there’d probably be a cure for cancer by now. America, you’re doing it wrong.