Hate People With Vaginas? This Sweater Will Keep Them Away For Good.

This is the70’s Hair Chest Sweater by Firebox. It’s $60.49, instantly turns your torso into that of an oiled-up, hairy-chested man, and seems like a pretty rad form of birth control. It also reminds me of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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Robby "brownkidd" Weiss is a video marketing producer in real life who likes drawing and making stupid songs for his own pleasure in addition to indulging in the wide variety of interests featured on this very site. He has four cats (not by choice) and is an enormous fan of the female anatomy.