Shoot for the stars, buddy!

The excellent life decision maker above is quite possibly the greatest Red Skull fan of all time and I’m sure his milkshake brings all the girls to the yard because, believe it or not, this dude is apparently totally married.

As posted on Mass Appeal by Albotas.com’s very own Kevin Cortez:

The 37-year-old from Caracas, Venezuela had bumps implanted in his forehead and arms. Unsatisfied, he decided to take things a step further and get his eyeballs tattooed pitch-black.
Damon’s not one to settle, though, so he met up with extreme body surgeon Emilio Gonzalez to have the tip of his nose severed off. Gonzalez reveals to Mirror he placed “silicone implants on the cheekbones, chin and cheeks” of Damon and dyed his skin black and red to fully match the Marvel villain’s facial features.
Damon’s childhood friend Pal Pablo Hernandez says his buddy “loved comic books since he was a kid and always dreamed of being Red Skull, but never got round to doing it.” Thanks to Gonzalez, his dream has been fully realized.

You see that? Dreams DO come true!

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