DEFEND BUTTS

Just when I think I’m out, the cheeks pull me right back in.
This glorious design featuring Tina from Bob’s Burgers is available as a crewneck ($33.99) or a t-shirt ($22.50) from Crashtide Clothing. The crewnecks are limited to 15 pieces, so be sure to scoop one up before they’re gone forever. As a butt man myself, I purchased one of the crewnecks immediately, so your chances of scoring one just dropped. Good luck and Godspeed, you black emperors.