Just when I think I’m out, the cheeks pull me right back in.
This glorious design featuring Tina from Bob’s Burgers is available as a crewneck ($33.99) or a t-shirt ($22.50) from Crashtide Clothing. The crewnecks are limited to 15 pieces, so be sure to scoop one up before they’re gone forever. As a butt man myself, I purchased one of the crewnecks immediately, so your chances of scoring one just dropped. Good luck and Godspeed, you black emperors.

About The Author


Robby "brownkidd" Weiss is a video marketing producer in real life who likes drawing and making stupid songs for his own pleasure in addition to indulging in the wide variety of interests featured on this very site. He has four cats (not by choice) and is an enormous fan of the female anatomy.