Slam Design have combined two amazing inventions into one for a unique product: The Machete Spatula. The stainless steel and oak cooking utensil is terrifying in appearance, but super useful and includes three bottle openers toward the blade’s handle. Oh, and if you decide to order one from Firebox, they’ll throw in a free bandana so you can pretend you’re a chef version of Rambo.

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