Comic book author Matt Fraction was a recent guest on Late Night With Seth Meyers which is weird for two reasons: 1.) We live in a world where comic authors on late night talk shows are a thing, and 2.) Mr. Fraction offers tips for a healthy love life that are… questionable to say the very least.

Fraction is a comic book author best known for his amazing run with artist David Aja on Marvel‘s Hawkeye series and his creator-owned series Sex Criminals published by Image Comics which is about people who can stop time while they have sex, so they go out and commit crimes. If you aren’t reading it, go get your life in order.