Kellogg’s clearly gives zero shits about childhood obesity. You can now stuff your offspring’s chubby little face with Pop-Tarts that taste like A&W Root Beer and Orange Crush soda because you are a bad parent who would rather binge-watch House of Cards than make your child a decent breakfast.

Or, if you’re like me, you can eat a box of these during your routine post-masturbation cry session.

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Robby "brownkidd" Weiss is a video marketing producer in real life who likes drawing and making stupid songs for his own pleasure in addition to indulging in the wide variety of interests featured on this very site. He has four cats (not by choice) and is an enormous fan of the female anatomy.