Evil Syrup Ninja from Shawnimals.

For September’s Ninja of the Month, Shawnimals will release Evil Syrup Ninja upon the masses. For $30 you get the handmade 7”x7” plushie limited to 100 pcs., a signed & numbered hang tag thingie, Dark Syrup Spears & Mysterious Sash accessories, a sticker, and a button.

That’s a whole lot of awesome for just thirty bones, so be sure to head over to the Shawnimals site on September 1st and get yours before it’s too late and you wind adding yet another thing to that growing list of reasons you hate yourself.