Shit You Never Knew Existed: PaRappa the Rapper Printing Toaster.

“Hey PaRappa! What’s for breakfast?”

“Toast, you dumb bitch! What the fuck does it look like!?”

I never really understood what PaRappa saw in that Sunny chick. She never really seemed like the brightest bulb in the garden.

This PaRappa the Rapper printing toaster was released back in the 90’s and came with some swappable plates that burnt different PaRappa-y images onto bread slices. It was only available in Japan for 12,800 yen which, at the time, was about $100 US. These days that’d be about $150. Yikes!

It’s a small price to play to munch on the freshest toast ever.

Images via here and here.