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Monkeys are playing FPS games now. We’re all doomed!

Just kidding. This is “supposedly” footage from a Japanese documentary, but considering the FOX watermark and the fact that the monkey doesn’t have his fingers on the shoulder buttons, it’s pretty safe to assume this is an attempt at viral marketing for the new Planet of the Apes flick.

But could you just imagine gaming apes? At least it’d be better than playing online against crackly-voiced 12-year-olds who keep calling me the N word. Hurry up, science! Replace all the lame pre-teens with monkeys. Do it NOW! Huh? What about the future?, you ask? Who cares! It’s a future where we’ll get to shoot monkeys so they don’t take over! It’s a win-win! (Except for the monkeys, but they don’t have souls, so it’s all good.)