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This Amazing Spider-Man Teaser Doesn’t Look Like Anything New.

Other than being all gloomy and brooding, this reboot of the Spidey franchise doesn’t really look like anything we haven’t seen before. Just about everyone knows the Spider-Man origin story, so they’re gonna’ have to try a little harder to sell us on this – and, no, the stylish first person Mirror’s Edge rip-off sequence at the end doesn’t get my nerd boner pulsating. Emma Stone’s boobs, butt, or vagina would probably help to some capacity, but I doubt the studios would go for that. Then again, Marvel is owned by Disney now and Disney Channel programming is doing a good job at raising tweens into sex-crazed, cam-whoring, promiscuous slore-bags, so who knows…

Look, what I’m trying to say is I’d much rather watch Emma Stone get naked than watch this movie. Actually, I’d choose “watch Emma Stone get naked” over pretty much anything you threw at me, sooooo…

I already forgot what this post was about. See how irrelevant this movie is!? And it doesn’t even come out until 2012!

(via What Would Tyler Durden Do)