A Little Bit On The HOLY SHIT IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!!! Side: Mattel is making official replicas of the hoverboard from Back to the Future! You feel that? That’s your 12-year-old self’s erection poking you through the fabric of the spacetime continuum. Unless you’re a lady, in which case: that’d just be weird.

This totally awesome 1:1 replica of the hover board from the BTTF 2 and BTTF 3 films includes multiple whooshing sounds and will glide over most surfaces (does not actually “hover” – check back in 2015 for that feature). We’ll be taking orders for it March 1 – March 20, 2012, and the final product will be shipped around November/December 2012. Because this is such a high-cost item, there will be a minimum number of orders required to go into production. If we don’t receive the minimum orders, won’t go into production and customers will not be charged. The price will be announced later this month. (Note: Hover board does not work on water.)

Okay, so it doesn’t actually hover, and it looks a little cheap, but the most-likely high price tag and limited production run make me want to sell my buttholeginity to strangers for one. Hot strangers that are also women, but still…

(via Geekologie, slashgear, toyark)