Megan Fox Cast As April O’Neil in Ninja Turtles Reboot

Aw, looks like Megan Fox and Michael Bay have made up and will be playing nice together for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot that is apparently still happening.

Michael “McSplodeypants” formally welcomed The Fox to the TMNT family on his official website and Variety confirmed that the role will in fact be the Turtles’ buxom journalist friend that every elementary school boy had a crush on in the 90’s.

Say what you will about FoxyFox and her acting skills, but I’m so down for this. And there BETTER be a scene where she’s tied all freaky bondage-y in that fresh yellow jumpsuit. I’m just hoping on to some thread of hope that her T&A won’t be the only redeeming quality to this film..

Oh yeah, and the turtles won’t be dudes in rubber suits, it’ll be all mo-capped. BOO!!!!!!!