Count Calorie Sucks Your Blood Sugar

Ron English’s toys from the Cereal Killers series always make me laugh. Count Calorie joins his nutritionally deficient friends, Cap’n Cornstach and Fat Tony, in August. He’s 8 inches tall and turns your milk brown in seconds flat. Pre-order one at myplaticheart.

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Robby "brownkidd" Weiss is a video marketing producer in real life who likes drawing and making stupid songs for his own pleasure in addition to indulging in the wide variety of interests featured on this very site. He has four cats (not by choice) and is an enormous fan of the female anatomy.