Sounds Like A Bargain: Have Your Dead Ashes Tossed Into Low Earth Orbit For just $2,000.

Elysium Space are sending people to space for an obscenely cheap rate, but there’s a minor stipulation: you must be dead as shit and in cremated ash form. And they mix your ashes with a bunch of other peoples, so I hope you like sharing. Oh, and it’s not really space per se, but “low earth orbit,” which is basically space’s less attractive and less hip sister that you’d probably get it on with anyway if you were dead as shit and in cremated ash form.

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