Chris Pratt Might Play the Lead In New ‘Jurassic Park‘ Movie. Wait, they’re making a new ‘Jurassic Park‘ movie?

For years Chris Pratt has played the husky and dimwitted, but lovable, Andy of NBC’s Parks and Recreations, but then he was in Zero Dark Thirty, got super buff for Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy, and now everyone in Hollywood apparently wants his as their leading man for stuff. He’s currently up for the lead role in Jurassic World (they really gonna’ stick with that title?) – a role which was previously going to be filled by the super rugged and manly Josh Brolin.

You know what? Good for Chris! I hope he gets more leading roles in the future. And furthermore, I thought he was adorable even before the abs although thinking about his perfect manbody makes me extra self conscious about my doughy blogger belly. At least my dong would look way huger in those white panties he’s rocking. It’s the small victories, guys! In this case, the small victory is my penis, which isn’t small at all and no I won’t show you unless you buy me like 5 glasses of whiskey.

[Via The Wrap]