Lifestyle

I GOT A DEAD BEETLE IN MY 420 GOODY BOX

Recently I had the opportunity to review a subscription box dedicated to smokers called BurnBox. The box was a solid, impressive array of smoking devices and accessories I definitely believe people should be checking out. I’m still a bit new to the subscript... Read More...

ADAM CONOVER EXPLAINS WHY TIPPING IS A FLAWED SYSTEM

In this four-minute College Humor video, comedian Adam Conover explains why the tipping system in the American food service industry is a flawed system and should be ultimately abolished. He raises some really good points and references some legit stuff here, ... Read More...

THIS JAPANESE BED DESK IS THE PERFECT INVENTION I absolutely hate laying on my belly while using a pillow for leverage to type on my computer, and I’m sure the majority of you reading this post right now hate it as well. Thanks to Japanese gadget creator... Read More...

PIKACHU TAIL BUTT PLUG Not sure why these haven’t existed way longer, but if you and your b-hole feel so inclined, you can purchase one of these Pikachu tail booty plugs for $90 from Epic Tails. $90 is way too much to spend on something just to shove it... Read More...

THIRD PARTY GAMECUBE CONTROLLER ADAPTER IS HERE TO END YOUR DAYS OF DESPAIR Bummed about Nintendo’s official Wii U Gamecube Controller Adapter being sold out everywhere and going for jacked-up scalper prices online? Buck up, little camper, don’t b... Read More...

TAKE PERFECT ASS PICS WITH THE BELFIE STICK I already thought the Selfie Stick was pretty ridiclious — its existence is essnetially the Snuggie of smartphones. Now it seems like someone has upped the stupidity of the Selfie Stick by a couple hundred not... Read More...

5 X-MEN WHO DESERVE THEIR OWN MOVIE WAY MORE THAN GAMBIT So, Gambit, arguably the worst X-Men Character ever, will be getting his own movie in 2016. Come on, Hollywood. You can do better. Gambit was that character from the 90’s that you only thought wa... Read More...

REAL LIFE PETER GRIFFIN GETS HIS OWN MINI DOCUMENTARY

Last summer I filmed THIS GUY doing an amazing Peter Griffin impression and uploaded it to the Albotas YouTube channel. It went viral immediately and is currently our most viewed video with over 1.6 million views at the time of this writing. Well, someone out ... Read More...

I GOT A BURNBOX, GUYS!

Last month (December 2014) I recieved a product in the mail I’m finally getting around to talking about called BurnBox. This box is a monthly subscription service dedicated to delivering all your smoking needs directly to your doorstep in a nice, discreetly pa... Read More...