Make America Fat Again: Soda Flavored Pop-Tarts

Kellogg's clearly gives zero shits about childhood obesity. You can now stuff your offspring's chubby little face with Pop-Tarts that taste like A&W Root Beer and Orange Crush soda because you are a bad...

The Everyday Life of Darth Vader

The Dark Lord looks just as badass brushing his teeth as he does when he's Force-choking a fool in this hilarious photo series.

DEFEND BUTTS

Just when I think I'm out, the cheeks pull me right back in....