Whew, that was a close one.

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Appian Way and Warner Bros. Pictures were totally about to rape the single most respected piece of animation in the world, but according to Bloody Disgusting, the bullet has been dodged. At least for now.

From Bloody Disgusting:

Sad news comes in this weekend as we have learned that not only has Robinson left the project, but Tetsuo and Kaneda’s adventure is “dead as a doornail,” a report we’ve confirmed with two separate sources. I can only hope it gets revived in the near future as this could have been one of the coolest effin’ movies ever.

One of the coolest effin’ movies ever? Idunno about all that. Considering the facts that Tetsuo was going to be renamed Travis and the setting was moved from a post-apocalyptic Neo Tokyo to a post-apocalyptic New Manhattan for no reason, I had my doubts about this project from the start.

If I’m ever suffering from stage fright while using a public urinal, the first thing I try to thing of to help relax myself is a naked, bent-over anime chick. There’s something about visualizing myself pissing on a hot hentai chick’s ass that makes everything flow a little easier. In Japan, these things don’t have to be imagined. They’re right on the wall.

I wonder if my girlfriend will let me redecorate the bathroom in our apartment?

[Via Anime Vice]

I’m surprised the Kolonel isn’t dolled up in blackface. Only in Japan, folks.

[Via deleteyourself]

Looks like Sony snatched up the North American rights for the live-action Blood: The Last Vampire flick. In case you haven’t seen the original anime film, it’s about a half-vampire chick in a schoolgirl outfit killing things with a sword. The anime was amazing and it looks like they’re expanding on the Blood universe with this new movie because it looks nothing like the anime at all.

Hopefully we see a theater release, especially since the film is spoken in english. It’d be a shame to see such a movie go straight to DVD without the proper attention it deserves.

[Via Screen Daily]

The object of the game is to get your face as close to the hot chick’s bobs as possible without actually touching them. If you do wind up with a face full of flesh pillows, you get an electric shock. The shock’s totally worth it, methinks.

Thanks to Micheal for sending this in!

DeathSmiles is a gothic lolita shooter being ported to the Xbox 360 and I couldn’t be happier. The shmup fan in me is drooling over all the bullets, the Castlevania fan in me has a boner, and the hentai fan in me just came.

[Via Kotaku]

The merchandizing monster that is Pokémon has just levelled the playingfield with the mobile Pokémon-themed mobile X-ray machine. Back in the day it used to be good enough to have your brand plastered onto a lunchbox or pair of underwear, now you know you’ve made it when you get your own hospital equipment.

This would be way cooler if the nurse was dressed like Nurse Joy.

[Via Kotaku]

Ichi the Killer is a crazy fuckin’ movie no matter how you look at it. The craziest part of the whole thing would have to be the bad guy with the huge slit accross his face who cuts out his own tongue in one awesomely disturbing scene. This bento box by Sakurako Kitsa would totally destroy my appetite, but I’d eat the shit out of it anyway because I’m an obese pig-face.

This is my obent-ode to Ichi the Killer, one of the most awesome, extreme movies in the history of ever. My rendition didn’t do Tadanobu Asano the slightest bit of justice (you try making him out of turkey and mustard), but I think it came out okay.

This is from the very memorable part of the movie where he inhales deeply on his cigarette and blows the smoke out the slits in his cheeks.

[Neatorama via Rue The Day]

This is just fucking insane. Watch this samurai cut things in slow motion. You might wanna’ put some pillows on the floor to cushion the blow when your jaw drops.

[Via Nerdcore]