In chicks I’d kill to make out with who’ll be appearing in a comic book movie news, Olivia Munn is set to appear in the Iron Man sequel.

From /Film:

Back in April, Attack of the Show co-host Olivia Munn revealed on Twitter that she has been cast in two upcoming movies: One is the upcoming Steve Carell/Tina Fey comedy Date Night, and the other is some project that she was working out for but wasn’t “legally” allowed to publicly discuss yet. It turns out that she has a role in Jon Favreau’s Iron Man 2. No word on how large of a role she might play. I assume that she’ll probably be in one or two scenes, possibly as a television announcer. Munn said on Twitter that her role is “definitely” bigger than her one minute appearance in Rob Schneider’s Big Stan.

Olivia then tweeted:

slashfilm took a guess at my role in iron man 2 and i am not playing a reporter. but that’s all i can say.

Here’s a clip of William Shatner from The Tonight Show last night. Dude’s off his rocker all kinds of ways.

[Via Topless Robot]

This is just freaking amazing. Mrs. Doubtfire ranks pretty high up there with some of my favorite movies of all time, but I always thought that the whole plot seemed pretty creepy without the all quirky gags and general Robin Williams zaniness.

[Via Geekstir]

Clever ad campaign by the BETC Euro RSCG advertising agency in Paris. This is just a guess, but they probably got away with using all these characters because they aren’t drawn out in their entirety. If a copyright infringement over this campaign ever popped up in court, I’m sure the plantiff would have a tough time proving that their work was being stolen. After all, it’s just a bunch of eyeballs, so there’s really no telling.

[Via I Believe in Advertising]

Spotted this at my local Barnes & Noble. I’m sure you’ll agree that it looks pretty amazing.

Here’s the product description:

In November 2007, Gotham Books unleashed The Truth about Chuck Norris upon the world and changed publishing forever. Containing 400 farcical facts about pop culture icon Chuck Norris, the book burned through thirteen printings, roundhouse kicked the New York Times bestseller list, and left readers delighted (and a little bit terrified)….

Now Ian Spector has returned to his voluminous vault to bring readers 200 new Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as:

• There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
• King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won.
• The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
• The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder.
• Chuck Norris is a man’s man’s man.
• Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse.

A hilarious tribute to two of the greatest humans who have ever lived, Chuck Norris vs Mr. T is the one book that can finally reveal what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.

Get “Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever” on AMAZON.

Whew, that was a close one.

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Appian Way and Warner Bros. Pictures were totally about to rape the single most respected piece of animation in the world, but according to Bloody Disgusting, the bullet has been dodged. At least for now.

From Bloody Disgusting:

Sad news comes in this weekend as we have learned that not only has Robinson left the project, but Tetsuo and Kaneda’s adventure is “dead as a doornail,” a report we’ve confirmed with two separate sources. I can only hope it gets revived in the near future as this could have been one of the coolest effin’ movies ever.

One of the coolest effin’ movies ever? Idunno about all that. Considering the facts that Tetsuo was going to be renamed Travis and the setting was moved from a post-apocalyptic Neo Tokyo to a post-apocalyptic New Manhattan for no reason, I had my doubts about this project from the start.

This Sesamee Street/Street Fighter mashup tee designed by Jared Moraitis for J!NX is freaking excellent. I’m normally not a big fan of J!NX, but this one’s definitely a must-have. I’m especially diggin’ the cookies flying outta’ Cookie Monster’s mouth. Amazing.

Get yours here.

[Via Super Punch]

The good news: Attack of the Show co-host Olivia Munn will be on the July/August 2009 cover of Playboy.

There’s a small handful of girls that my girlfriend will let me cheat on her with. The top three on the list would have to be Megan Fox, Scarlet Johanson, and Olivia Munn. Since chances are slim that I’ll ever meet any of those girls in real life and get them intoxicated enough to take advantage of me, the best I can hope for are red carpet nip slips,  sex tapes, and the slight possibility that they’ll appear nude in Playboy.

The bad news: Unfortunately, Olivia Munn WILL NOT be going nude.

This is actually kind of a big deal. There are only a handful of girls who have had the honor of being on the cover of Playboy without being naked inside. While this is all fine an dandy and must be an honor for Miss Munn,this doesn’t help out the droves of nerds such as myself who just wanna’ see a hot chick get naked.

Either way, good for you, Olivia! Even if you did ever decide to take your clothes off for money, I wouldn’t think any less of you. And if you ever do decide to go nude for a magazine in the future, at least be a champ about it by doing a Hustler or Penthouse spread. And I do mean spread.

Jessica Alba totally got busted for wheatpasting giant posters of gret white sharks throughout downtown Oklahoma City. WTF!?

Hotness factor +100

Apparently she was filming a movie in town and teamed up with graffiti artist White Mike, a street artists trying to raise awareness about the great white’s dwindling numbers, mainly due to illegal shark fin hunting.

Dear Jessica Alba,

If you really want to “raise some awareness”, you should star in an adult film and give the proceeds to a “save the great whites” fund. I have the perfect title: The Great White Splash. It’ll be a bukake film that raises a whole lot more than just awareness, if you know what I mean.

xoxo
brownkidd

<3

[Via The Lost Oggle]

To prepare for his role as dancing monkey-child who loves Pac-Mac cereal, Christian Bale traveled back in time and took 3 months of cheesy 80’s choreography lessons. And I thought that he was a dedicated actor when he lost 63 lbs. for The Machinist!

God damn it, that cereal looks fucking tasty.

[Via Infinite Lives]

So these douchebaggy hosts of some show about death being funny are being interviewed about why death is funny. The douchebaggy male host illustrates his point by pretending to choke on a hot dog. Because apparently it’s humorous. Then God intervenes and he’s all like “WTF!? That shit ain’t funny, homes” and the dude starts really choking. The only problem is, everyone else thinks he’s acting at first until he falls to the floor.

After almost dying, I wonder if the assclown still thinks death is funny.

[Via Holy Taco]

Oh shit, it’s time to fuck up some robots on your iPhone in The Terminator game from Dark Horse and Big Head Games! It’s basically just a run and gun top-down shooter. Think along the lines of the old Capcom game Mercs.

This game’s only gonna’ $.99 cents for the first three days of release and a free downloadable second installment is coming later down the road.

Speaking of Terminator on your iPhone, you can also check out The Terminator: Death Valley comic on your iPhone for free for a limited time.

Hit the jump for a trailer of the game in action. More »

Dark Horse Entertainment and Universal Pictures just announce the live action adaptation of the Dark Horse Comics miniseries The Secret.

From the official press release:

Scott Milam, who wrote the forthcoming remake of the horror classic Mother’s Day, has been signed to write this adaptation. Milam’s other projects currently in development include Bedlam for RKO/Twisted Pictures, Ab Tak Chhappan for Paramount Vantage with Jinks/Cohen producing, and Karnival at Rogue with Michael Zoumas producing.

The Secret tells of a group of high-school seniors who play a silly prank, only to see it backfire when one of their friends vanishes without a trace.

Mike Richardson, president and founder of Dark Horse, and writer of the comic on which the film is based, will produce for Dark Horse Entertainment alongside Scott Stuber, who will produce for Stuber Productions. Pam Abdy and Jared Pfeifer will oversee the project for Stuber Productions with Keith Goldberg and Chris Tongue overseeing for Dark Horse Entertainment.

Universal’s Senior Vice President of Production, Scott Bernstein, and Creative Executive Dave Targan will oversee the project for the studio.

“Scott is a terrific writer and we’re excited to be working with him on this project,” said Richardson. “The story is full of scares and surprises and goes places no one will expect.”

Hrmm… a bunch of highschool kids play a prank gone wrong? Sounds groundbreaking. Considering the trade’s only $11 on Amazon, I guess I’ll pick it up out of curiousity.

Some crazy shit happened that threw me for a loop, but some other stuff happened that I sorta’ saw coming from a mile away. Regardless, I feel like my brain’s just been bent over and fucked like someone’s bitch.

Use the comments to share theories and opinions. Maybe this’ll make the 8-month wait ’til next season hurt a little less.

*Warning: Massive spoilers ahead!*

J.J. Abrams: Hey Zachary, I’m remaking Star Trek and figured you’d be the perfect Spock with your weird face and freakish eyebrows. You down?

Zachary Quinto: Hellz yeah, son! What do I have to do?

J.J. Abrams: Well, all you have to do is get a gay haircut, wear some alien ears, death grip some bitches — oh and Spock has this thing that he does called the Vulcan Salute. (salutes Quinto)

Zachary Quinto: wtf!? Not happening, my friend. This shit’s impossible. I can’t do it.

J.J. Abrams: Fuck it, we’ll use super glue. You got the job, buddy.

From The Daily Telegraph:

Quinto, 31, admitted he found it impossible to form his fingers into the distinctive V-shaped gesture, saying: “It’s much harder than it looks. Seriously.”

One on-set insider said: “Zach could do the salute some of the time but only after he’d positioned his fingers the right way off-camera.

“In some scenes he has to do the salute while speaking his lines so they ended up using skin-protective superglue, like they use in hospitals, to stick his fingers together.”

Don’t worry, Sylar. William Shatner couldn’t do it either. He had to tie his fingers together with fishing line.

Buncha’ pussies.