The Suburban Hypebeast: A New Breed of Hoodlum
Over the past two years, I’ve noticed a new trend in my neck of the woods. Those little obnoxious teenagers that everyone loves so much have been changing and mutating. These kids used to wear $10 ironic shirts they got at Target and a sports hat. Now all of a sudden, they’re wearing shirts and snapbacks from Obey, Supreme, Diamond Supply, Crooks & Castles, and all sorts of other streetwear brands. Where did that come from? Where are kids seeing this stuff that makes them want to buy it? And where the hell are they getting the money for all this gear?
Congrats, kid. Your mom bought you a G-Shock. Now get the fuck off my lawn.

The Suburban Hypebeast: A New Breed of Hoodlum

Over the past two years, I’ve noticed a new trend in my neck of the woods. Those little obnoxious teenagers that everyone loves so much have been changing and mutating. These kids used to wear $10 ironic shirts they got at Target and a sports hat. Now all of a sudden, they’re wearing shirts and snapbacks from Obey, Supreme, Diamond Supply, Crooks & Castles, and all sorts of other streetwear brands. Where did that come from? Where are kids seeing this stuff that makes them want to buy it? And where the hell are they getting the money for all this gear?

Congrats, kid. Your mom bought you a G-Shock. Now get the fuck off my lawn.

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  9. ejmears said: Blame it on Zumiez, they brought all those brands as well as LRG and Odd Future to the malls of North America. Simultaneously dealing a blow to both the small retailers that gave these brands a fan base and my entire closet.
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    They use discount clothing sites like plndr and jackthreads in attempt to get a hoodpass
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