8-bit Sand Sculpture: Why can’t your kids make shit this cool?
Look at this amazing sand sculpture. Now look at the uninspired pile of ass that your offspring shat out of a cheap castle-shaped bucket and proudly shows off during family vacations. You’re a horrible, horrible parent for fostering such talentless mediocrity.
To be fair, this was made by professional sand/ice/snow sculptor and wood carver Guy-Olivier Deveau for the Parskville Canadian Open, but your kids still suck.
(via Geeks Are Sexy)

8-bit Sand Sculpture: Why can’t your kids make shit this cool?

Look at this amazing sand sculpture. Now look at the uninspired pile of ass that your offspring shat out of a cheap castle-shaped bucket and proudly shows off during family vacations. You’re a horrible, horrible parent for fostering such talentless mediocrity.

To be fair, this was made by professional sand/ice/snow sculptor and wood carver Guy-Olivier Deveau for the Parskville Canadian Open, but your kids still suck.

(via Geeks Are Sexy)

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