By brownkidd on February 4th, 2010 in LOL, TV + Film
A few of my friends on the west coast had themselves a shindig for the Lost Season 6 premiere. They made up some Dharma Initiative labels and slapped ‘em on all the essential party goods: cola, tortilla chips, cheese salsa, guacamole, water, and even Tic Tacs!
And it was all topped off by this Dharma Initiative brownie cake thingamajig.
WTF, guys? Where’s the beer? Next time you make a trip to PA, we’ll have to party it up proper: Lost marathon while doing kegstands!
By brownkidd on January 28th, 2010 in Art, TV + Film
There’s only a few Faradays left (see what I did there!?) until the Lost season 6 premier, so if you’re planning on throwing your own watching party, you should probably stock up on beer and replace the labels with these downloadable Dharma Initiative labels. Unless it’s Skinny Blonde Beer — in that case, just leave those labels on.
This story is full of so much awesome that I don’t even know where to start. First off, a Scottish brewery called BrewDog (epic name) has created a new beer called Tactical Nuclear Penguin (most epic name ever) and it has a freaking 32% alcohol content!
Even better, this is what the warning label says: “This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. In exactly the same manner that you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost.”
The only downside to this whole thing is that this stuff will go for £30 (almost $50) a bottle.
By brownkidd on August 19th, 2009 in LOL, TV + Film
When one of Minneapolis’ most well-known bars, Stand Up Frank, was shut down, Minneapolisians were bummed, to say the least. But then Leslie Bock reopened the bar under the name Donny Dirk’s Zombie Den. I’m kinda’ disappointed that they didn’t name it The Winchester.
“In the corner, a small chainsaw sits inside a glass case that reads “In case of zombie attack, break glass.” The bartenders all dress like Simon Pegg in “Shaun of the Dead” — white button-up, red tie and blood stains.”
Aside from having the most amazing name in the history of beer names, Skinny Blonde Beer is the first ever beer with an interactive label. Through the powers of science and perverted old Australian guys, the babe on the bottle loses her top as the beer warms up to 14° C. Too bad real girls don’t react the same way.
Even more awesome than the beer itself is the website. It lets you pick one of six skinny blondes, conveniently placed in a human-sized 6-pack box, and see what they look like with their tops off. It’s purely for scientific purposes to simulate what the actual label does… or something. Oh, and it probably goes without saying that it’s probably NSFW. Unless you have the sort of job where it’s cool to look at boobies on the internet, then in that case, are you hiring?
To top it off, the chicks on the site don’t even have names. They’re referred to as SB1 through SB6. Amazing.
Here’s a prolific quote from SB1:
“There are two main requirements in being a Skinny Blonde. You need to be skinny and you need to be blonde. My other strengths include taekwondo, roller disco and carpentry – I like using tools.”
Wow. Life suddenly has an entirely new meaning for me now. Thank you, Australia.
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