When I was a kid, I did my fair share backseat gaming, but this chick takes it to a whole new level.
[Via Gamer Chicks]
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Wiimote, Linux shirt, and Nintendo panties. Oh yeah, and there’s a chick somewhere in the picture too. [Via Geekologie]
Remember that Star Wars burlesque show that took place a while ago? Well, someone liked the Storm Trooper chick enough to get her tattooed on their arm. Can’t really blame them for wanting to be able to look at that awesome pair of… um… finely crafted armor all day. [Via Nerdcore]
Just wait for the money shot at the end. I tried really hard not to be turned on by this, but I kina’ blew it. Pun intended. [Via Certified Bullshit Technician]
Could you just imagine the things this chick could do to you? COULD YOU!? I mean, she could probably, like, use her tongue to hold a spoon and feed you Fruit Loops or any other delicious breakfast cereal. She could probably also do, ya’ know, other stuff. [Via Bits and Pieces]
From LA Weekly:
Somewhere there’s a nerd with a really huge boner right now. It’s probably me, but I’m probably too sexually confused by the sexy Stormtrooper above to admit it. Read on for some more kind-of-NSFW pics from the event. Continue reading “Star Wars Goes Burlesque” →
Here’s a piece painted by the mega-cute Kidai on her 18th b-day. Oldschool video games, delicious pastries, and graffiti are always a great way to celebrate any occasion. The description about this piece on Kidai’s Flickr reads:
Here’s a pic of Kidai munchin’ on some huge weird croissant. More girls need to participate in the illegal painting of old video game hardware and cute desserts.
Remember that time I posted a hot Trekkie chick? Well, sydney_m, who also happens to be a female Trekkie, posted the above pic in the comments, saying:
If by “relatively normal” you mean *way hot*, then I totally agree. Also, girl-on-girl Vulcan death grip action FTW!!!
One of the best parts about running a blog that covers everything from videogames, gadgets, and toys to art and fashion is never quite knowing what to expect in my in-box each day. One of the coolest reader-submitted emails to come at me in some time comes from Jason Little, a photographer and regular Albotas.com reader (not to be confused with this photographer by the name of Jason Little, who’s probably never even heard of Albotas). Jason, along with his good friend and fellow photographer Anthony aka Tony Rysk, recently did a shoot combining two of my favorite things in the world: shoes and women.
Damn that’s a lot of shoes.
I shot Jason an email asking where all those freaking shoes came from. This is his reply:
You can check out more Jason Little photography on his DeviantArt or DAPortfolio page. You can also check out Tony Rysk’s Deviant Art page right here. Be sure to check out the gallery below for pics from the sneaker shoot as well as a sample of Jason’s other works. If you’re an aspiring artist, game designer, toy customizer, or wannabe so-and-so of any kind, feel free to hit me up at brownkidd@albotas.com and if you don’t suck, I’ll feature you on the site!
*UPDATE* Kirsten Dunst — an actress that I rarely ever find attractive — looks way sexy in this cosplay getup. Maybe it’s just my severe weakness to thigh-high stockings. [Via The Frisky] Kirsten Dunst Cosplay
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Although this site is usually filled with all sorts of nerdy things like posts about movies, video games, and comics, some of my favorite sites on the internet cover none of those things. Some of my absolute favorite sites are Last Night’s Party, HighSnobiety, and Hipster Runoff, but my absolute favorite of favorites would have to be LOOKBOOK.nu. Maybe it’s I consider myself somewhat of a fashionable guy or something. Idunno, maybe I just like fashion photography. Or maybe I just like pictures of fashionable ladies
Whatever. So anyway, today when I went on, I saw this girl and my heart nearly exploded. I’m not normally one for blondes, but all a chick really needs is a cute smile and a cute outfit and I’m sold. Plus, she’s Swedish, so she probably has an adorable accent.
Carry on. [Via Lookbook]
Okay, so it’s not really graffiti, but any excuse to post chicks in bikinis is a good one, right? Graffini is actually a high-end swimsuit line where designers rip off take pictures of street art and then apply it to the bikinis so that they can charge $140 – $180 for each suit. I’m trying to be all pissed off about this, but I keep looking at the chick in the picture above. What was I talking about? [Via Cool Hunting]
Aside from having the most amazing name in the history of beer names, Skinny Blonde Beer is the first ever beer with an interactive label. Through the powers of science and perverted old Australian guys, the babe on the bottle loses her top as the beer warms up to 14° C. Too bad real girls don’t react the same way. Even more awesome than the beer itself is the website. It lets you pick one of six skinny blondes, conveniently placed in a human-sized 6-pack box, and see what they look like with their tops off. It’s purely for scientific purposes to simulate what the actual label does… or something. Oh, and it probably goes without saying that it’s probably NSFW. Unless you have the sort of job where it’s cool to look at boobies on the internet, then in that case, are you hiring?
To top it off, the chicks on the site don’t even have names. They’re referred to as SB1 through SB6. Amazing. Here’s a prolific quote from SB1: “There are two main requirements in being a Skinny Blonde. You need to be skinny and you need to be blonde. My other strengths include taekwondo, roller disco and carpentry – I like using tools.” Wow. Life suddenly has an entirely new meaning for me now. Thank you, Australia. [Via NOTCOT]
Jessica Alba totally got busted for wheatpasting giant posters of gret white sharks throughout downtown Oklahoma City. WTF!? Hotness factor +100 Apparently she was filming a movie in town and teamed up with graffiti artist White Mike, a street artists trying to raise awareness about the great white’s dwindling numbers, mainly due to illegal shark fin hunting. Dear Jessica Alba, If you really want to “raise some awareness”, you should star in an adult film and give the proceeds to a “save the great whites” fund. I have the perfect title: The Great White Splash. It’ll be a bukake film that raises a whole lot more than just awareness, if you know what I mean. xoxo <3 [Via The Lost Oggle]  |
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