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Human 2.0 Upgrade Includes USB Finger

By brownkidd on November 10th, 2009 in LOL, Tech + Gadgets

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After a motorcycle accident that cost him his right index finger, Jerry Jalava came to the only logical conclusion that anyone in their right mind would come to in his situation: “Fuck it, I’m turning my finger into a USB drive.”

[Via Gizmodo]

So what DOES Albotas mean, anyway?

By brownkidd on July 10th, 2009 in LOL

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If you guessed “A Little Bit On The Awesome Side,” congratulations, you’re wrong as shit. It really stands for “Artificial Lifelike Being Optimized for Troubleshooting and Accurate Sabotage,” at least according to The Cyborg Name Decoder.

[Via Geekologie]

Leave a comment with your cyborg name and it’ll quadruple your awesomeness!

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Human 2.0 Upgrade Includes USB Finger

So what DOES Albotas mean, anyway?

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