The Losers was an awesome comic from DC’s Vertigo imprint which was loosely based on an old war comic of the same name from DC back in the 70’s. If you’ve never read Vertigo’s updated version, I highly recommend you head to your local comic shop immediately and seek out the back issues, or you can just pick up the trades from Amazon.
I won’t waste time explaining the plot since the trailer already does a fine job of that. Instead I’ll show you this bigger picture of a promo pic for The Losers all done up like one of the comic covers.
I kinda’ wonder why Aisha and Clay have traded spots in the promo, but I don’t think I mind one bit. Zoe Saldana’s curves look way better in the center than Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s would have. Mmmmm. Good Lord…
But you didn’t come for pictures and banter, did you? You probably just want to see the trailer. Well, here it is.
Ulises Farinas is a brilliant cartoonist/illustrator living in Brooklyn, NY and his Lego drawings featuring characters from Marvel Comics, Star Trek, and DC’s crossover event Blackest Night are freaking fantastic.
Also check out Motro, a comic that Farinas draws for the ACT-I-VATE webcomix collective.
I’d fuck a girl wearing these no matter how fat she was. I’d just have to ask my girlfriend if it was okay first, but I’m sure she’d understand. I mean, they are some pretty fresh kicks, so I think that counts for a free pass.
As a public service to all fat, ugly chicks who have trouble getting dudes to go near their grody-ass crotches, pick up a pair of these limited edition Reeboks from Schuh and thank me later. You can also feel free to send me any n00dz of you wearing nothing but the kicks.
D00dz, would you ram a chick if she had these shoes on? What if she kinda’ looked not-so-good? Ladies, would you let your dude bang another ho if she had these shoes on? What if you could get a pair for yourself afterward? I know how bitches be lovin’ shoes. Any fugly chicks out there use these kicks to get laid? Leave a detailed account of your success in the comments.