And one more thing… my head is made of cheese and it’s delicious.
Make your own by following these instructions.
[Via Boing Boing]
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What better way to pay tribute to the tastiest of meat products than in the form of a cake? Can’t have bacon without eggs. Or how about a side of Spam? As a huge fan of breakfast foods, I think each of these cakes is freaking awesome. I love the little pepper flakes on the eggs! Too bad none of the cakes use the actual ingredients that they’re portraying. Somebody needs to honor the greatest breakfast food of all time and make a waffle cake. [Via Walyou]
MonkDrew made this Triforce latte for his brother’s birthay. You’re probably thinking “who the eff wants a freakin’ latte for their birthday?” But consider this: MonkDrew had to journey all across his kingdom, explore numerous dungeons, and slay countless bosses just so that he could collect the 3 foam triangles required to make this delicious caffeinated beverage. [Via Hawty McBloggy]
A few of my friends on the west coast had themselves a shindig for the Lost Season 6 premiere. They made up some Dharma Initiative labels and slapped ‘em on all the essential party goods: cola, tortilla chips, cheese salsa, guacamole, water, and even Tic Tacs! And it was all topped off by this Dharma Initiative brownie cake thingamajig.
WTF, guys? Where’s the beer? Next time you make a trip to PA, we’ll have to party it up proper: Lost marathon while doing kegstands!
Some people believe that an actual zombie outbreak could be possible by mutating a certain strain of potato virus. I wonder if there’s any actual zombie-like peanut viruses out there… Zombies Are Nuts About Brains is a print from Terry Border, the mind behind the book Bent Objects: The Secret Life of Everyday Things. Unfortunately, the print’s currently sold out, but lucky for you, I’ve posted it right here on this very site for you to admire as often as you’d like. You’re welcome. [Via Geekologie]
You’re staring at 35 mouthwatering layers of creamy Oreo filling stacked into a beaconing tower of radiance and deliciousness. I’m probably gonna’ pick up some Oreos later this week and try this. The only way this could be more amazing is if it were fried or had bacon in it. Or both. [Via Reddit]
If there are two things that the majority of us nerds appreciate, it’s easy-to-make microwaveable/toaster oven meals, and anything with an 8-bit aesthetic. Kablam! Two worlds just collided into a crazy explosion of awesomeness that God and Jesus have named The 8-Bit Oven Mitt. FACT: The 8-Bit Oven mitt was actually prophesied in the Bible, but the Catholic Church had the context removed because they hate video games. I think it has something to do with them also hating birth control. Get your own 8-Bit Oven Mitt over at ThinkGeek.com for $25.
Lookit’ that cake. Looks friggin’ scrumptious, right? Wrong! Some sicko thought it’d be a good idea to fold stupid towels so that they look like delicious cakes. When you think about it, who even buys towels? I always thought they materialized in the vortex in my hall closet (Our apartment came with a vortex. Pretty cheap, too!), but everybody buys cake. Fuck that asshat and his delicious-looking trickery! No human stomach should be teased to such extremes. If you want to be a complete dick and trick your friends and loved ones, you can get a fake cake towel here. They have a buttload of mock desserts to chose from ranging from about $5-$6 each. It’s actually kinda’ cool when you think about it. Sort of the Transformers of raggery. Is raggery even a word? Thanks to Jenny, who managed to escape the Aperture Science labs, for the tip!
To prepare for his role as dancing monkey-child who loves Pac-Mac cereal, Christian Bale traveled back in time and took 3 months of cheesy 80’s choreography lessons. And I thought that he was a dedicated actor when he lost 63 lbs. for The Machinist! God damn it, that cereal looks fucking tasty. [Via Infinite Lives]
Lebanese artist Ginou Choueir decided it’d be fun to give small children nightmares by putting human faces onto hundreds of potatoes for an art installation that he calls Las Papas. I’m not fluent in Lebanesian, but I think that translates to “haunting images of torment and anguish.” I think. Can you imagine how much fun this guy’s gonna’ have when he has a kid? “Daddy, the potato gremlins are under my bed again!” “Well, that’s because you didn’t take out the trash last night, you little shit! Now go sit in your room with the lights off. If the gremlins don’t gnaw on your ankles, then you’re forgiven!”
This particular potato used to be a man until a Lebanese gypsie woman placed a curse on him after he sneezed in her direction. Now he suffers a life covered in boogies that he’ll never be able to wipe away.
Goatee potato seems skeptical. Either that or the potato obove him just farted. [Via Inspire me, now!]
I spotted this Gummy Bacon over at ThinkGeek.com and I was totally about to add it to my cart until I realized it’s strawberry flavored. Fuck that noise. Strawberry flavored gummy bacon is for pussies. Real men eat bacon flavored gummy bacon.
“A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit.” Would you eat this? I know I would. And I’d probably ejaculate in the process. Yes, it looks that appetizing. [Via This Is Why You're Fat]
Ichi the Killer is a crazy fuckin’ movie no matter how you look at it. The craziest part of the whole thing would have to be the bad guy with the huge slit accross his face who cuts out his own tongue in one awesomely disturbing scene. This bento box by Sakurako Kitsa would totally destroy my appetite, but I’d eat the shit out of it anyway because I’m an obese pig-face.
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