‘Lost’ meets ‘Baywatch’

Slow-mo running sequences, feel-good music, and chicks in bikinis. This Lost/Baywatch mashup intro makes the mysterious island from Lost seem like a fun-filled paradise. Kinda’ bummed the smoke monster didn’t get a credit in the title though.

[Via Geekstir]

Fresh-ass Fanart: If Profesor Layton Was A Fighting Game

Fresh-ass Professor Layton fanart by Inushi. I’d so play the shit out of this if it were real.

[Via Tiny Cartridge]

MacGuyver + Paperclip = Sexual Assault

I know for a fact that if I had MacGuyver’s cunning turn-anything-into-something powers, I’d totally use them for shit like this. And you would too, so don’t even try to lie!

[Via The Daily What]



Hipster Maid for Hire on Craigslist

“Like most hipsters I spend my time being totally ironic and getting seriously awesome. I recently lost my job being hella tight, looking sweet while hanging out in American Apparel and started a business cleaning houses and doing chores. I offer services that are so basic it’s almost not funny; except it is, because while you’re at work you can think about how badass I’m being at your house. You can rest easy with the fact that a sweet dude in skinny jeans is totally taking out the garbage and cleaning your toilet etc. + If you tip me a 6er of PBR I’ll totally update your iTunes collection with the freshest jams so you can impress your friends with your new-found musical knowledge.”

Suddenly inspired to create my own Craigslist ad. Seriously, who wouldn’t want their house cleaned by a cranky, elitist, semi-popular brown blogger?

[Via The Consumerist]

The Big Lebowski – F*cking Short Version

I remember liking this movie the first time I saw it, but not quite “getting” it. The second time I watched it, I fucking loved it. My love grew stronger with each repeated viewing. Some folk’s call a movie like this “fucking magical.”

[Via Certified Bullshit Technician]

Binary Vanity Plate Fail

All Twitter user Tamast wanted was a geeky vanity license plate with the meaning of life (which is “42″ in case you didn’t know) written in binary. Seems like a simple enough request, right? Obviously not for Maryland’s Motor Vehicle Administration.

Tamast tweets:

well, these plates don’t look like the preview! having “42″ in binary is cool. having “IOIOIO” is not. #fuck

I especially admire the inclusion of the “fuck” hashtag. It helps to further illustrate the point that tamast’s situation is less than ideal.

In case you haven't heard, it's adventure time.

I haven’t been this excited for a kid’s show since I was, well, a kid!

In case you didn’t know, Adventure Time was an animated short by Pendleton Ward and it was picked up as a full series by Cartoon Network. Most of the jokes aren’t really funny because of the punchlines, they’re just funny because they’re so ridiculous and don’t make much sense. I’m not sure if kids will get the humor, but I know my DVR is set to record the shit outta’ this show when it drops.

Here’s the original short:

Team Fortress Meets Looney Tunes With Creepy Spy On Pyro Action

Here’s a funny/creepy vid sent in by Andrés Rojas featuring the Spy and the Pyro from TF2 gettin’ it on.

Japan Uses Jelly Beans And Panties To Sell Cell Phones

Not sure what “jerry beans” taking each others’ pantsu off with their teeth has to do with cell phones, but it’s pretty hilarious. Mostly because they’re singing “jerry beans”. Oh, Japan. The only awesome thing we have that you don’t is the letter “L”.

[Via Japan Probe]

Super Mario World/Chrono Trigger Map Mashup Explains Everything!

Ever wonder where the waterfall in Dinosaur Land came from? Or how about where the flowing river from The Kingdom of Zeal lead? Well, now you know. And apparently, that’s half the battle.

[Via Press The Buttons]

The #1 Reason I’m Not All Too Pumped For Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland

Seriously, why the fuck is the Mad Hatter wearing makeup. It doesn’t look cool. It doesn’t look whimsical. I just looks like shit. And Madonna. Not sure if I can watch Depp bob his goofy head around and spout one-liners in a silly voice for 2 hours. In three dimensions no less. The rest of the movie looks good, though.

[Via 9GAG]

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Director Intervention: Quentin Tarantino’s Foot Fetish

I heard somewhere that Quentin Tarantino had a foot fetish, and then I slowly started to notice his creepy use of lady feet in his movies. Looks like the peeps from The Rotten Tomatoes Show noticed as well and decided to call the director out with an intervention. Seriously, Tarantino, if you’re gonna’ exploit actresses so you can indulge in your weird perversions, at least make sure their feet are, ya’ know, cute. Not all yellow and gangly. Blech.

If Wes Anderson Directed Spider-Man

There’s word on the street that Wes Anderson might direct the next Spider-Man flick. While he’s good at working with intimate dramas, I’m not sure how he’d pull off an action flick, but I guess it’d be pretty close to this spoof by comedian Jeff Loveness. I could just see it now: Bill Murray as Uncle Ben, Anjelica Huston as Aunt May… oh jeeze.

[Via The Zeray Gazette]

Bomberman Hidden in BioShock 2

Game-Rave’s Jason Dvorak points out unseen which then becomes un-un-seeable.

[Via Joystiq]

Coolest Backpack Ever

If you don’t agree, you obviously can’t wrap your brain around the the intensity from all the awesomeness. Love those roses tulips.

[Via BuzzFeed]

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