So… this happened in Japan once.

Just wait for the money shot at the end. I tried really hard not to be turned on by this, but I kina’ blew it. Pun intended.

[Via Certified Bullshit Technician]

Probably the sexiest thing ever.

Could you just imagine the things this chick could do to you? COULD YOU!? I mean, she could probably, like, use her tongue to hold a spoon and feed you Fruit Loops or any other delicious breakfast cereal. She could probably also do, ya’ know, other stuff.

[Via Bits and Pieces]

Daily Graffiti: A Gameboy and Some Cupcakes

Here’s a piece painted by the mega-cute Kidai on her 18th b-day. Oldschool video games, delicious pastries, and graffiti are always a great way to celebrate any occasion.

The description about this piece on Kidai’s Flickr reads:

18!! Yeah! Now I can go to jail… fuck!
But I can take a lot of drugs…what a life!

Here’s a pic of Kidai munchin’ on some huge weird croissant.

More girls need to participate in the illegal painting of old video game hardware and cute desserts.



Another hot Trekkie!!!

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Remember that time I posted a hot Trekkie chick? Well, sydney_m, who also happens to be a female Trekkie, posted the above pic in the comments, saying:

Hey! I’m a relatively normal girl Star Trek fan!

If by “relatively normal” you mean *way hot*, then I totally agree.

Also, girl-on-girl Vulcan death grip action FTW!!!

Hot chick Trekkies DO exist!

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I’d bang the point right outta’ her ears. Hey, ya’ know what it kinda looks like she’s doing with that hand? I have something that she can make long and prosper, am I right fellas?  :fistbump:

Mad props to CraigeryMontoya for giving us something decent to fap to tweeting this to me!

Adrianne Curry gets stoned & nekkid, plays WoW, then TwitPics it.

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I wasn’t gonna’ post this because every site in the galaxy is talking about it, but so many of you sent this in that I figured, “Why not?”

The story so far: Kind of attractive chick (at least when she has makeup on) wins America’s Next Top Model and marries Peter Brady from The Brady Bunch. Then she pretty much falls off the map. Until now.

Two days ago, Adrianne Curry tweeted this:

jumping into shower.going to spend my afternoon playing World Of Warcraft butt naked&stoned.Perfect Sunday!

And just in case no one believed that a once-semi-famous model would ever play video games naked, she tweeted the above pic with the following message:

me…naked…playing World Of Warcraft ; )

Notice the “winky face” which implies a tad of flirtation sprinkled with a dash of you-don’t-have-a-fucking-chance-in-Hades.

Oh, Adrianne Curry, your life would be so much better if you’d just shut up and put your vagina in my mouth.

Questions:

  • Do you think Adrianne Curry twitpic-ing semi-n00dz is a good influence to girl gamers?
  • Should more girls take n00dz while they game? (the answer is obviously YES)
  • What do you think the percentage is of hot chicks who game compared to gamer chicks who look like mooses, hill giants, and other beastly creatures?
  • How rad would it be if Adrianne Curry was all like, “hey, I read what you wrote about me on Albotas. Luv the site btw. We should meet up so I can throw my vagoo in your mouth”?

Shoes + Hot Chick: The Awesome Photography of Jason Little

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One of the best parts about running a blog that covers everything from videogames, gadgets, and toys to art and fashion is never quite knowing what to expect in my in-box each day.

One of the coolest reader-submitted emails to come at me in some time comes from Jason Little, a photographer and regular Albotas.com reader (not to be confused with this photographer by the name of Jason Little, who’s probably never even heard of Albotas).

Jason, along with his good friend and fellow photographer Anthony aka Tony Rysk, recently did a shoot combining two of my favorite things in the world: shoes and women.

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Damn that’s a lot of shoes.

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I shot Jason an email asking where all those freaking shoes came from. This is his reply:

Hahaha those shoes are actually my friend Anthony’s. We both did the shoot together, he does photography too an we always work on ideas an ish together. He has around 150 pairs of shoes, which equals 300 shoes, after the shoot was over the horrible task of actually pairing them back up an putting them in the boxes occurred hahaha. Anthony can be seen in the sneaker god picture [above]. The girl in the pictures is Michelle Mystique Lukmani, she’s a dancer/model from Miami, she was down here kicking it and loves my work so me an Anthony decided why not combine her with his ginormous shoe collection, an that’s how the magic happened.

You can check out more Jason Little photography on his DeviantArt or DAPortfolio page. You can also check out Tony Rysk’s Deviant Art page right here.

Be sure to check out the gallery below for pics from the sneaker shoot as well as a sample of Jason’s other works.

If you’re an aspiring artist, game designer, toy customizer, or wannabe so-and-so of any kind, feel free to hit me up at brownkidd@albotas.com and if you don’t suck, I’ll feature you on the site!

Risky Business is risky…

A combination of three great things: girls in panties, hardwood floors, and people hurting themselves in LOLish ways.

[Via Darker Me]

I’d just like to point out how amazingly gorgeous this girl is.

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Although this site is usually filled with all sorts of nerdy things like posts about movies, video games, and comics, some of my favorite sites on the internet cover none of those things. Some of my absolute favorite sites are Last Night’s Party, HighSnobiety, and Hipster Runoff, but my absolute favorite of favorites would have to be LOOKBOOK.nu. Maybe it’s I consider myself somewhat of a fashionable guy or something. Idunno, maybe I just like fashion photography. Or maybe I just like pictures of fashionable ladies

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Whatever.

So anyway, today when I went on,  I saw this girl and my heart nearly exploded. I’m not normally one for blondes, but all a chick really needs is a cute smile and a cute outfit and I’m sold. Plus, she’s Swedish, so she probably has an adorable accent.

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Carry on.

[Via Lookbook]

Sheva from Resident Evil 5 Gets Cheeky Cosplay Calendar

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Karen Dyer is the actress who did the voice and motion-capture work for Sheva Alomar in Resident Evil 5. She’s also smokin’ cute and released a free digital calendar where she’s dressed up in all sorts of sexy Sheva outfits.

Cheeky, semi-NSFW pics after the jump. Continue reading “Sheva from Resident Evil 5 Gets Cheeky Cosplay Calendar”

Daily Graffiti: Graffini Swimwear

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Okay, so it’s not really graffiti, but any excuse to post chicks in bikinis is a good one, right?

Graffini is actually a high-end swimsuit line where designers rip off take pictures of street art and then apply it to the bikinis so that they can charge $140 – $180 for each suit. I’m trying to be all pissed off about this, but I keep looking at the chick in the picture above. What was I talking about?

[Via Cool Hunting]

First Look at Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in iron man 2

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Scarlett Johansson was hot enough, but now that she’s a redhead wearing skin-tight leather for her role as Black Widow in Iron Man 2, her hot-factor just got amplified by about a gazillion on the schwing-o-meter.

Check out some pics of Ms. Johansson in all her leather-clad hottness after the jump. Continue reading “First Look at Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in iron man 2″

Daily Graffiti: Jessica Alba Busted For Wheatpasting

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Jessica Alba totally got busted for wheatpasting giant posters of gret white sharks throughout downtown Oklahoma City. WTF!?

Hotness factor +100

Apparently she was filming a movie in town and teamed up with graffiti artist White Mike, a street artists trying to raise awareness about the great white’s dwindling numbers, mainly due to illegal shark fin hunting.

Dear Jessica Alba,

If you really want to “raise some awareness”, you should star in an adult film and give the proceeds to a “save the great whites” fund. I have the perfect title: The Great White Splash. It’ll be a bukake film that raises a whole lot more than just awareness, if you know what I mean.

xoxo
brownkidd

<3

[Via The Lost Oggle]

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