The God of War III Ultimate Edition comes in an awesomely-sculpted Pandora’s Box and comes bundled with a buttload of cool crap.

Here’s a list of what ya’ get from the PlayStation Blog:

Exclusive Collectibles
• High-End Sculpted Replica of Pandora’s Box
• Limited-Edition God of War Art Book featuring exclusive art, content and interviews

Exclusive Digital Content (Available via PlayStation Network voucher codes on day of launch)
• God of War Combat Arena containing an exclusive environment and seven challenges
• Premium Kratos Skin – Dominus
• God of War: Unearthing the Legend Franchise Documentary – a full-length movie documentary depicting the history of the God of War franchise
• God of War Trilogy Soundtrack – God of War, II, and III scores from the game (mp3 digital download).
• God of War: Blood and Metal EP – a heavy metal homage featuring original music inspired by God of War (mp3 digital download).

And how much does all this cost? The GameStop site has it listed at $100, but it says that it’s currently not available online.

Being the whore for stupid/useless limited edition junk that I am, I want this — no — I need this.