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Loneley Otaku Creates Weirdest Masturbating Device Known To Man

By brownkidd on October 16th, 2009 in LOL, Otaku

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The talented, but primarily hentai artist Alphonse has created schematics for a masturbatory tool that he dubs the “LCD HIME MKII” which consists of a flat monitor and what looks like a Fleshlight. Not that I’m any sort of Fleshlight expert or something. I just saw one once on the internet, that’s all.

Anyway, this is just crazy and I don’t really know why I’m even posting it. Wait… yes I do — because it’s freaking hilarious!

Hit the VERY NSFW jump for the full schematics. Continue reading “Loneley Otaku Creates Weirdest Masturbating Device Known To Man” →

Vanguard Princess: 2D Fighter with Half-naked Anime Chicks. AND IT’S FREE!!!

By brownkidd on July 16th, 2009 in Otaku, Video Games

The pantsu/oppai-fest above is Vanguard Princes, a sexy 2D fighter made by rumored ex-Capcom employee Tomoaki Sugeno. You can download the game for free here, but you’ll need a copy of Windows 98/Me/2000/XP Japanese Edition, at least a Pentium III 400MHz chip, 128MB of memory, 400MB of hard drive space, and DirectX.

Why have I been wasting my time with BlazBlue when I could be playing this!? Oh yeah, because I have a Mac. FML.

[Via Slobs of Gaming]

Japan has the best men’s rooms EVER!

By brownkidd on May 13th, 2009 in Otaku

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If I’m ever suffering from stage fright while using a public urinal, the first thing I try to thing of to help relax myself is a naked, bent-over anime chick. There’s something about visualizing myself pissing on a hot hentai chick’s ass that makes everything flow a little easier. In Japan, these things don’t have to be imagined. They’re right on the wall.

I wonder if my girlfriend will let me redecorate the bathroom in our apartment?

[Via Anime Vice]

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Loneley Otaku Creates Weirdest Masturbating Device Known To Man

Vanguard Princess: 2D Fighter with Half-naked Anime Chicks. AND IT’S FREE!!!

Japan has the best men’s rooms EVER!

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