Star Wars Burlesque Tatoo

Remember that Star Wars burlesque show that took place a while ago? Well, someone liked the Storm Trooper chick enough to get her tattooed on their arm. Can’t really blame them for wanting to be able to look at that awesome pair of… um… finely crafted armor all day.

[Via Nerdcore]

Probably the sexiest thing ever.

Could you just imagine the things this chick could do to you? COULD YOU!? I mean, she could probably, like, use her tongue to hold a spoon and feed you Fruit Loops or any other delicious breakfast cereal. She could probably also do, ya’ know, other stuff.

[Via Bits and Pieces]

Another hot Trekkie!!!

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Remember that time I posted a hot Trekkie chick? Well, sydney_m, who also happens to be a female Trekkie, posted the above pic in the comments, saying:

Hey! I’m a relatively normal girl Star Trek fan!

If by “relatively normal” you mean *way hot*, then I totally agree.

Also, girl-on-girl Vulcan death grip action FTW!!!



Amazing NES Mods Featuring Kill Bill, Battletoads, and a Red Velvet NES

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I’ve featured countless custom designer toys and custom console mods on Albotas throughout the years, but these custom NES systems by Thretris (spotted on Tiny Cartridge) are the first I’ve seen that have sort of a designer toy aesthetic. The polish and level of professional quality on these are amazing.

The line between toy customizing and console modding is just a bit more blurry.

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This is the Killtendo Entertainment System (KES) and is a companion to another Thretris custom, the Billtendo Killboy

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Dubbed Sky, all I can think of when I look at this one is Mega Man.

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This one’s called 80’s Reborn, which I can kind of see, but this one gives off the biggest designer toy vibe.

And since we’re on the topic of custom NES consoles, check out this red velvet NES by Phil McCoy and sexy-ass Battletoads NES by Phil’s friend Greg which were also featured on Tiny Cartridge:

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Possibly one of the best NES mods ever.

AXE “Day & Night” Ad Lets You See A Lady In Her Undergarments With Your Phone! (but only after 9pm)

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This AXE ad misleads you into thinking that if you text the word “AXE” to 2345 after 9pm you’ll see this hot chick in sexy naked glory. Unfortunately you only get to see her in her undies — which is still kinda’ hot, but come on! Tits or gtfo.

It’s still clever advertising regardless.

[Via Fuck yeah, Advertising!]

New Shakira video is um…. wow.

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I’m not a fan of Shakira’s music by any means. I’m simply posting the video for her song “She Wolf” as a public service to all straight men with functioning penises. You’re welcome.

Semi-NSFW video in hi-def and standard after the jump. You’ll probably also wanna’ watch it on mute. Several times. Maybe even with a bottle of lotion and box of tissues nearby.

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Skinny Blonde Beer

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Aside from having the most amazing name in the history of beer names, Skinny Blonde Beer is the first ever beer with an interactive label. Through the powers of science and perverted old Australian guys, the babe on the bottle loses her top as the beer warms up to 14° C. Too bad real girls don’t react the same way.

Even more awesome than the beer itself is the website. It lets you pick one of six skinny blondes, conveniently placed in a human-sized 6-pack box, and see what they look like with their tops off. It’s purely for scientific purposes to simulate what the actual label does… or something. Oh, and it probably goes without saying that it’s probably NSFW. Unless you have the sort of job where it’s cool to look at boobies on the internet, then in that case, are you hiring?

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To top it off, the chicks on the site don’t even have names. They’re referred to as SB1 through SB6. Amazing.

Here’s a prolific quote from SB1:

“There are two main requirements in being a Skinny Blonde. You need to be skinny and you need to be blonde. My other strengths include taekwondo, roller disco and carpentry – I like using tools.”

Wow. Life suddenly has an entirely new meaning for me now. Thank you, Australia.

[Via NOTCOT]

Would you?

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I would. Twice.

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