So… this happened in Japan once.

Just wait for the money shot at the end. I tried really hard not to be turned on by this, but I kina’ blew it. Pun intended.

[Via Certified Bullshit Technician]

Nite Time Papa Sama Wood Hermit Figure by Erick Scarecrow

Erick Scarecrow’s 8″ haind-painted resin Nite Time Papa Sama Wood Hermit figure was was release at Japan’s Wonderfest and the leftovers are going up for sale this Friday, 2/26/10 at 11am over at the ESC-Toy Shop for $100. This colorway is limited to just 25 pieces worldwide and is by far the best Papa Sama color scheme yet.

Now, if Mr. Scarecrow would only do more bigger production pieces and release them in, oh… idunno, America!!! Japan has enough cool stuff! They don’t need all the first dibs on all your awesome toys as well!

Kirsten Dunst is Turning Japanese (also, short skirts + thigh-highs FTW)

You may remember a while back when I posted some cosplay pics of Kirsten Dunst walking around in Akihabara. Well, it was for this video called “Akihabara Majokko Princess” for the “Pop Life: Art in a Material World” art exhibit in London’s Tate Modern museum. The song being used in the video is a cover of “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors and, yes, that’s really Dunst singing.

Obligatory pantsu shot around the 1:20 mark.

Thanks to Craigery Montoya for the heads-up!



Japan Uses Jelly Beans And Panties To Sell Cell Phones

Not sure what “jerry beans” taking each others’ pantsu off with their teeth has to do with cell phones, but it’s pretty hilarious. Mostly because they’re singing “jerry beans”. Oh, Japan. The only awesome thing we have that you don’t is the letter “L”.

[Via Japan Probe]

Japan Airlines Unveils Doraemon Jet

JAL just held and unveiling ceremony for their new Boeing 777-300 covered in characters from the Doraemon anime. Check out the news footage from the ceremony, complete with some poor sap bouncing around in a big scary Doraemon costume.

[Via Alafista]

Totoro Cameo in Toy Story 3!

Looks like Totoro will be making an appearance in the latest Toy Story flick. Not sure how much screen time he’ll get, but I’m sure fans will appreciate even the smallest opportunity to see the big fuzzy furball rendered in sexy Pixar CG. Kind of odd that Pixar would throw in a character who’s widely unknown to American audiences, but I’m not complaining one bit.

[Via Japanator]

Righteous: Mega Man E-tank Cushion


If your big nerd ass needs a geeky place to plop itself, look no further than the Mega Man E-Tank cushion. Actually, this thing’s just under 12″, so maybe it’d be more appropriate as a nerdy elbow rest. E-Capcom is currently taking pre-orders for this sexy piece of gaming decor for only ¥2,625 ($29.46) and it’ll be shipped on March 31. The bad news is, this is only available in Japan. Fffffuuuuuuuuuuu..

Here’s hoping they release these outside of Japan. My sofa is naked without it.

[Via Tiny Cartridge]

Do You Want the Mega Man Kubrick/BearBrick Figures to be Sold Outside of Japan? Let Capcom Know!

You might remember the news from last October that Medicom Toy would be releasing these sweet Mega Man and Proto Man Kubricks this February. Each figure also comes with a clear Be@rbrick, but as of now, the figures will only be available in Japan. Unless you let Capcom know how badly you want ‘em.

If you want these figures to be released outside of Japan, go here and let Capcom know by leaving a comment.

Only in Japan: A Towel with Boobs

Because who in their right mind wouldn’t want to dry themselves off with a pair of moisture-absorbing mamaries.

Also “drying yourself off” is my new euphemism for fapping. Now pardon me while I go dry myself off.

[Via TOKYOMANGO]

250 Pokémon as Ancient Mythological Japanese Demons

Someone drew Pokémon from the old Red/Blue and Gold/Silver games as if they were demons from old Japanese scrolls. Come to think of it, a Pokémon game set in feudal Japan would be pretty sweet.

Check the rest after the jump.

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Sign of the Hello Kitty-ocalypse: Japan Gets Hello Kitty Currency

I’m not sure how this happened, but I’m assuming a group of corporate heads at Sanrio stormed into a government building, armed to the teeth with guns all Matrix style and fat sacks of cash all Scrooge McDuck style. Over 500 shops in Tokyo’s historic Asakusa district will be accepting hello Kitty coins fashioned after old obsolete coins.

This is obviously a marketing ploy meant to stimulate the district’s economy, but it’s kind of scare knowing that Sanrio somehow got over 500 shop owners to accept a freaking Hello kitty currency. World domination to follow.

[Via Topless Robot]

BlazBlue Coming to DSiWare

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BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger by Arc System Works was easily one of the best fighting games to come out in 2009 and the series is finally making it’s debut on a Nintendo system. BlazBlue Battle X Battle will be available as a DSiWare download for 500 pts. in Japan some time in January. Unlike Calamity Trigger, Battle X Battle features ultra-cute big-headed versions of the BlazBlue characters, a simplified control scheme, and free-roaming battles (think Power Stone, Bushido Blade, Ehrgiz) that support up to 4 players.

You can check out a video here around the 37 minute mark.

Why can’t more amazing DSiWare announcements come along. I’m sick of calculators.

[Via GoNintendo]

Famicom Guitar aka the sexiest guitar ever

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There’s a step-by-step explanation (in Japanese) of how this was built, along with plenty of pics, here.

[Via Sci-Fi Wasabi]

Super Amazing Japanese Thing – Live Action Street Fighter Alpha II

Okay, I know I said I wasn’t posting anything for the rest of the day, but unlike the rest of you uncaring turdbuckets, fplus actually sent me something pretty awesome via Twitter and I just couldn’t not share this with you all ASAP. He sent over a link to this awesome live action Street Fighter Alpha II thing of weirdness and joy. Way better than that Jean-Claude Van Damme garbage, right?

Castaway Boy Keith – Epic/Sony’s Unreleased Zelda Clone for Game Boy

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Back in the 90’s, screenshots for a Zelda-ish Game Boy title developed by Epic/Sony called Hyouryuu Shounen Keith (Castaway Boy Keith) began popping up in various Japanese video game magazines. Unfortunately, the game never saw the light of day. I wonder if there’s any ROMs floating around out there…

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The crazy part is, as much as Castaway Boy Keith looks like Link’s Awakening, these screens were released 3 years before Link’s Awakening even came out.

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From Disgruntled Designer:

The title means “Castaway Boy Keith”, and you obviously play Keith, a young adventurer set adrift in the South Pacific who winds up marooned on a small island called Harrods Is. To overcome the devil king Drakhe, Keith has to assemble musical notes, for it’s music which will ultimately defeat him. (Well, all this sure sounds awfully similar to the plot to Link’s Awakening, doesn’t it?)

Keith gets advice and purchases items from what looks like Doraemon but is actually a tanuki (Japanese raccoon dog in folklore, folks), and meets old wise men, as per the usual RPG quest. The graphics look quite blocky and tiled compared to more modern ARPGs like Neutopia and Link’s Awakening, but they’re passable for a 1990 GB title. All the usual things are here as well: heart meters, sub-screens, dungeons, items to collect, and a map to explore. If it had come out in November 1990 as planned, I’m sure we all would have had great fun delving into the mysteries of this Zelda derivative. Now, just why was it canceled?

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Check out more screens here.

Keith, a GB Zelda clone from 1990 (Lost Levels forums) [Via Tiny Cartridge]

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